The NWT Purity Test, Version 1.0
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
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You refuse to answer to anything but your character's nick
... with the 'Sedai' or 'Gaidin' on the end
You sign non-NWT emails and letters with your character's nick
... and titles
You shorten your irl friends' names to three (3) letters
You tacklehug and/or lickhug your friends when greeting them
Your idea of fun is chatting in the cr and checking and posting at various NWTish MBs
You've been responsible for three (3) or more members joining the NWT
... oldtimers?
You refuse to go out on weekends because you wanna chat at the NWT
Your email address book has twenty-five (25) or more NWT members in it
... and no one else
When people irl ask you your name, you ask if they mean OOC or IC
... but immediately give your IC nick without waiting for a reply
Whenever you see a hot guy/girl, you wonder if s/he's bonded
... and you ask him/her
You post at the OOC MB at least once a day
... more?
You check the OOC MB five or more times daily
You act irl exactly as your character would IC
... and your friends have given up trying to work out what the deal is
You've had three (3) or more characters in the NWT
... and still do
... and at least two made full rank
... ... they all did
Your acronym vocab has doubled since you joined the NWT
... more than doubled?
You pull rank on non-NWT irl people
... and call them 'Child'
You consider yourself an expert translator of drunk typing
You know what a snirg is
You actually enjoy flame wars
... and consider them a fave passtime of yours
You consider Tower Law before taking any actions irl
... and try to send friends to the MofN for punishment
There are more than ten (10) NWT MB's that you frequent
You've convinced your irl friends to join the NWT
... and you call them by their character nicks irl
... ... but only really associate with them ic
You refuse to believe that Draggie is dead
... but at the very least want an RP funeral
This question number means something to you
... and you haven't read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
You tell your SO that you wanna get bonded to him/her
You wish that Creator and/or Draggie were real
... but they are!!!
You've had an argument over the spelling of Draggie's name (Draggie or Draggy)
You're prepared to fly halfway across the world to go to an NWT social
... but while there you wonder what's happening on the MB
You talk to any miscellaneous non-NWT bots you encounter
... and aren't surprised when they talk back
You offer to mentor people irl
Whenever you see three letters together (eg license plates), you assume that it's the shortened name of an NWT'er
... and you immediately start guessing what the full name is
You want your license plates to be your three-letter nick with the number 42
You have an uncanny obsession with your NWT Ajah
... and refuse to wear clothes any other colour
... ... especially black
Whenever you hear a song, an NWT-related parody springs to mind
... and you sing the parody
You desperately seek net cafes to check all things NWT while you're away
At least half of your bookmarks are NWT-related
You name your room "The CR"
You write an irl bio
... and give it to all your irl friends
You have an email account specifically for the NWT
You have an ICQ account specifically for the NWT
You have an NWT webpage
When non-NWT net people ask you for a photo, you send them an IC pic
You've been in the NWT for over a year
... for over two years
... ... you joined less than a month after the NWT became the NWT
... ... ... you joined the very day it sprung into existence?
You get cut whenever anyone disses the NWT
... your rank
... your Ajah/Sphere
... any Tower member
You refuse to go on hols because you don't wanna miss NWT-ish happenings
You're still waiting with anticipation for the NWT t-shirts
... and you actually think they're still coming
... but in the meantime, you've made your own
You know the full character names of everyone in your Ajah/Sphere
... holding the same rank as you
... in the entire Tower
You know the complete history of your Ajah in the NWT
... of the entire Tower
... including every Sitter
... ... every AS to ever be in the Ajah
You have all kinds of different and creative ways of saying 'welcome back'
... and goodbye/goodnight
You wanna bond Draggie/Creator
The NWT takes precedence over school/work
... and your social life?
You have ten (10) or more pieces in the Tower Library
You've used a fic you wrote for the NWT as an assignment for school
You've revised your bio thrice or more
You get into arguments about which Ajah/Sphere is the coolest
... and get violent and defensive when people refuse to agree with you
People tell you that you're obsessed with the NWT
... and you know that they're right.
Good going!